eventual heineken

by robs slurpee.

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dutch wrote all lyrics for the songs in like two days and then he and eggwich made sweet musical love in eggwich's basement. this is the fruit of their sweaty loins. it's loud, it's meant to be. turn your speakers up all the fucking way and make your parents kick you out of the house. you're twenty-five anyway, what are you still doing living at home? robs slurpee will help you grow up and become your own person! what are you waiting for?

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released July 1, 2015

lyrics/shouting/other: dutch
guitar/bass/drum sequencing: eggwich

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robs slurpee. London, Ontario

HOLY FUCK THESE DUDES ARE LOUD. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP? ROBS SLURPEE IS: PUNK PRINCESS/EMO KING, DUTCH & A DELICIOUS PART OF ANY BREAKFAST, EGGWICH. HARD, FAST, AND READY TO FUCKING FIGHT WE DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE US. THIS IS FOR US, AND WE KNOW WE'RE GOOD. HAVE A MISERABLE NIGHT. ... more

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